These are so ugly they could be an installation at MOMA.
It's like something Courtney Love puked up.
Don't these just scream Angelica Pickles/crack to you?
I'm just too confused by the scalloped detail to have an opinion on this. Wait, no, it's still ugly.
These are going to be on the feet of every whorey go-go boy at next years Pride.
If I see any of you wearing these I'm never speaking to you again.