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Ah, fall. Fall is, in my opinion, the chicest time of the year. You can wear your leather pants again without that unpleasant sticking sensation, you can drink cider without looking naive, and you no longer have an excuse to dress like a whore. Basically, autumn separates the champions from the children, the elite from the basics, the Gwyneth Paltrows from the Lauren Conrads.

To get you prepped for the season here is everything you need to be as stylish and on point as possible over the next few months. Don't say I didn't warn you.

IN
Hemp Milk
Meggings
Haider Ackermann
Attempting Veganism
Anywhere You Can Get Mauled By A Lion
The Autumn Equinox
Poetic Apathy

Australia

Nintendo 64
Apple Picking with Meryl Streep and Matt Damon
Ochre (look it up)
Reflective Surfaces (always chic)
Eucalyptus
Pagans
Overpriced flannels
Petting Zoos
Convertibles
Being Sexually Attracted to Jesus Christ
Kate Middleton's 2nd Pregnancy
Having A Pregnant Friend (again)

OUT

Peasants

Any Animal Product Besides Leather

Andy Cohen

Lauren Conrad

Suburbs

Polyester

Middle America

Fourth of July

Fast Food

Fast Fashion

Fast Women

Anything You Read On HuffPo

Fleece

Suede Underwear

Terracotta

Shame

 

If you need me I'll be in Miley Cyrus's trunk.


Love,
Patty