Gabe, obviously you are a freshman since you don't seem to realize the swings are social suicide, but then again if you made this video you must be pretty ignorant to the whole idea of social suicide. Also loving the security shuttle in the background; if that's Cindy tell her whatup for me.
"Judging someone for their dad is just as bad as being racist."
...this is worse than the time Justin Bieber peed in that bucket.
I'm assuming that in order to get these extras you supplied them with two boxes of franzia in lieu of payment? I remember how these things work. Also, girl in red glasses in lower left-hand corner, I recognize you and I'm ashamed for you.
"To those who think they know me, because they know my dad, he's in film right so my life's been more exposed than yours has."
Calm down Kim Kardashian, I didn't even know you existed until this cinematic abortion came into my life.
"I've been kicking it on campus, SLC"
Gabe, I spent four years on that damn campus, and you do not "kick it".
"Just another stoop kid, doing lots of stoop shit, but never acting stupid, nah."
I'm just going to let this speak for itself.
And then there's this:
1. Take out that god damn earring and lose the Africa necklace. I know, you can't just ask someone why they're white, but COME ON.
2. Smoke less weed. And that's coming from me, who spent 72 hours stuck in Tommy Chong's car with Natasha Lyonne and Vanessa Redgrave because we were too stoned to figure out how to open the door.
3. Who is your don? I'm writing them a letter.
I don't ever want to see you at Wild Ginger when I visit.
p.s. Loved your mom in La Reine Margot.