Moving your arms freely is for commoners.
A sumo wrestler would call this a mini dress.
Don't just dance under a disco ball. BE THE DISCO BALL.
It looks like she could punch someone with her boob.
If I was in charge of football this is what the players/uniforms would look like.
The first full look I ever bought from Balenciaga. I wore it when I went to go visit Martha behind bars; we had so much fun that day.
Remember 2007? I can't except for this outfit.
I was at the LA store the same day as Lindsey Lohan back in 2006. She bought the white top from this look and I bought the black. She then asked me if I wanted to go get a drink and I said yes. I introduced her to Sam Ronson that night.
I would wear this almost everyday in Stockholm when I was learning how to build yachts there back in '09, with the white face paint, naturally.
I got in a bidding war with a Russian Oligarch's wife trying to get the top from this look on ebay. She won it in the end but she also won the clap from her husband so I feel like I actually won.
I wore this during a very intense vision quest in Croatia when I wanted to get in touch with my inner vigilante.
Chloë Sevigny and I both showed up to Max Fish on the same night in this. It was so awkward.
One time I wore this at Cannes and Gerard Depardieu slapped my ass.
This reminds me that I have to do yoga.
Part 2: A Very Critical (bitchy) Review of Marc Jacobs' time at Louis Vuitton, coming soon!
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