I also took the time to think about giving, because I'm nice like that. I love giving. It's like losing weight. You feel good about yourself and it's an excuse to go shopping.
Here are some of the things I'll be giving this Holiday season:
Miniature Horses, $750-$1,500
Animals that are just smaller versions of other animals are EVERYTHING. Get one or two or seven and name them after the dwarfs from Snow White.
Chanel Fishing Rod, $18,000
I know that if my grandfather was still alive I'd get this for him. That being said I'll probably just get it for myself.
This 18th Century Chateau, $24,300,000
Think about how weird the parties could get. You would have to put in a pool, though. www.prestigeproperty.co.uk
Vieille Bon Secours Ale, $1200
I like to use this specifically for beer pong.
Steen Ipsen "Organic 1", Price Upon Request
Don't give it to anyone violent, or to anyone who does a lot of PCP. Do give it to a friend while they are tripping on acid or shrooms.
Luxury Yacht, $40,000,000
The gift that keeps on giving.
Fendi Bag Buggies, $700
The most useless way to let someone know you care.
Alex & Lee Necklace, Price Upon Request
I'd put this in a gift basket along with glow sticks, salvia, and a DVD of Dark Crystal.
A Private Island in Nova Scotia, $86,395
For the person in in your life rocking the 21st century Ingmar Bergman vibe.
Louis Vuitton Suitcase, $8,400
Think of all the things you could smuggle in here!
A Two-Episode Guest Arc on The Mindy Project, Price Upon Request
The best way to show you care is to help make that person famous.
Visionaire Back Issue, $175-$1500
Nothing is chicer that paying a lot for a little.
I'm giving these all to myself, by the way.