If I Tell You To Jump Off A Bridge I'm Probably Drunk

The other day was apparently the first day of summer; I don't know how anyone decided this since no one consulted me on the subject, but whatever. It's summer, and that's just great. Since my What's In & What's Out for Spring 2014 post was so popular, I thought I'd do another installment for Summer so you don't have to worry about being on your a-game.

See below for all that is chic and less chic for Summer 2014.

IN

Cancelling TV Shows

Refuting jelly, but accepting jam

Astronomy

Any issue of VOGUE with Sharon Stone on the cover

Saying "Yes"

Chess

My hair

One Olsen twin

Freedom

Robots

Rooms kept permanently at 68 degrees

Ambassadors

Emergency procedures

Jetskis

Breaking cars with sledgehammers

1979

Cara Delevingne's acting career

Rivers

Cigarettes, but only if you're me or Kate Moss

Tattoos

Yo

Jupiter entering Leo

High ceilings

Shag carpets

Blue-veined Marble

Ancient Art

Having a farm

Sending a pot of dirt instead of flowers

Wheat embellishments

Peonies

La Roux

Finding children on church doorsteps

Whitney Houston impersonators

The Donner Party

Geri Halliwell's solo career

Sienna Miller's baby

Anything "chia", be it pets, puddings, or something else I'm not aware of that is chia related.

Quvenzhané Wallis

Weed

Winter

OUT

Saying "No"

Math

Tiffany Lamps

Babies

Emma Roberts

Gourds

E-Cigs

Madonna's arms

Edible Arrangements

Cider

Supernatural beings

Cigarettes, but only if you aren't me or Kate Moss

Quoting Maya Angelou

The other Olsen twin

Government jobs

Alec Baldwin

Grocery Stores

Hobbits

Nautical themed anything

Gstaad

Tumblr

Vine

Water skiing

Sandstone

Onesies

Waiting

Office environments 

Wearing sunglasses indoors

Modern Art

UN Summits

Music Festivals

Corn Syrup

Cocaine

Daisies

Summer

Also, here are some photos I've pulled that scream summer to me like a Real Housewife of New Jersey (really, any housewife from NJ will do). You should make a vision board for your summer, too.

I know, without me you would be lost.

Love,
Patty