Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Dear Kimye

Dear Kimye.

Okay, we get it. You're fab and we're not, but guess what? YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND NAME YOUR BABY NORTH WEST. People will remember this atrocity on the same level as Pearl Harbor and they will not thank you for it. Do you not remember what happened the last time someone named their baby something this ridiculous? No. Because it has never happened. You just blew Gwyneth and Apple out of the water.
I've heard you've been calling her Nori for short. That's cute, the fact that you get to abbreviate a five-letter name, but NO. Also, I assume you are aware that nori is Japanese for seaweed? Just throwing that out there. I say this all as someone who respects your work ethic and what you've both accomplished, from sex tape to 808, so please, keep that in mind.

Love,
Patty

p.s. Enjoy this wonderful series of Kim's cry face





That last one is a beaut, ain't it?

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