Monday, September 23, 2013

Miley, seriously, you need to stop.

OKAY, I thought we addressed this back at the VMA's but apparently Miley has better things to do than take good advice, like mine. Maybe that's why things went south with Liam? You know, because she refused to listen to me that night when she and I were sitting next to a dumpster trying to ditch the paps and made friends with a homeless guy named Joaquin Phoenix.

Perhaps if she had listened to me this wouldn't have happened:
I thought Joaquin and I had set her straight but I guess not.

Oh, Miley. Girl. Gurl. GUUUUUURL. You're like two steps away from Britney in 07.

Good luck, you're going to need it.


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